From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Feb 16 2011 12:49 PM

The Wish Zone helps 9-year-old Phillies fan Alison Pencey scream offensive slurs at Mets third baseman David Wright. Featuring online bonus footage of even more of Alison’s vulgar ranting.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Feb 16 2011 12:48 PM

As a crowd gathered outside the Lawrence family home to cheer him on, Corey ejaculated a record 32nd time, cementing his place among history’s all time greatest masturbators.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Feb 16 2011 12:48 PM

The most talented middle-aged fathers and uncles in the country were in the pond riding waves on the National Bodysurfing Tour.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Feb 16 2011 12:46 PM

As Corey’s raging hormones and loneliness bring him to the brink of the record, SportsDome interviews CoreyÂ's father Dale about his sonÂ's prolific masturbation.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Feb 16 2011 12:44 PM

OSN is giving away one second of Super Bowl ad-time to the viewer who best communicates their love for OSN very succinctly.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Feb 16 2011 12:42 PM

With years of tradition, the sleepy town of Reade, Texas has become a mecca for film crews looking for captivating stories centered around high school football.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Feb 16 2011 12:41 PM

Dental secretary Anne Folger goes head-to-head against the shopping channel’s late-night lineup of worthless junk she doesn't need.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Feb 16 2011 12:39 PM

Commercials spots are selling for hundreds of dollars to companies looking to advertise their tire shops and commemorative coins to hundreds of deadbeats and shut-ins who watch the Pro Bowl.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Tue, Feb 15 2011 10:43 PM

Chelsea’s father's marriages have given her a change to sample the cuisine of many different cultures.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Tue, Feb 15 2011 10:43 PM

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From: The Comedy Network Canada on Tue, Feb 15 2011 10:28 PM

Daniel Tosh reflects on the most racist moments from season 2 of Tosh.0.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Tue, Feb 15 2011 10:27 PM

Daniel Tosh reflects on the gayest moments from season 2 of Tosh.0.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Tue, Feb 15 2011 10:26 PM

Dave Wills reveals the part of professional wrestling that is real.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Tue, Feb 15 2011 8:55 PM

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